Rockies Calendar

Me:

And various other things. Velocity graphs and such.
Johnny Herrera has to get on base... right?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH I LOVE YOU JOHNNY HERRERA!!!!
I kind of feel like the Rockies are doing that thing right now where they literally cannot lose.

4:15 pm

Nathan:

How did Johnny Herrera hit a home run? What is going on? I feel like someone changed the calendars that the Rockies use so that they say September.

4:16 pm

Me:

Yeah I have no idea what to tell you. Even Trenck is baffled. And yes, I agree that it feels like someone flipped the calendar, but hopefully the calendar is just six months of September. And then a Rocktober.
I want to make and market that Rockies-themed calendar, hahahaha.

This is my new business plan.